Trivia Team Names

A list of our used trivia team names.  Names in green are our winners and names in blue are runnerups.

  1. A byrd in the hand is more than the senate has.
  2. A life threatening buttocks condition
  3. A lot of Lyin & Bull Shiza
  4. A rose by any other name, makes me “thorny”
  5. Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers
  6. At a retarded prom all dances are slow dances
  7. Barbie never got pregnant because Ken “came” in another box
  8. Better Late than Never
  9. Big Ben is not a big bang
  10. Birthday Boy
  11. Blood, Sweat & Beers
  12. BP exec said “Bring me a salad, but hold the oil”
  13. Brain Drain
  14. Brenda’s Bimbo’s aka The Milf’s at table 42
  15. Brain Farts, The
  16. Bulldogs
  17. Caliente Especial
  18. Cannon
  19. Carrie is now under “Wood”
  20. (The) chicken went to bed with the egg, which came first
  21. Choock Bertucci
  22. Chris-Less
  23. Crouching woman hidden cucumber
  24. Cedars of Lebanon are burning, The
  25. Colleen’s mind is a terrible thing to waste
  26. Constipated people don’t give a crap
  27. Courtesy Flush … cuz were the shit!
  28. Cream of some young guy
  29. Double D & The Alcoholics
  30. Drawing a Blank
  31. Dyslexics are teople poo
  32. Elan doesn’t know where to put her putter.
  33. Fat kids are harder to kidnap
  34. Fallopian Swim Team
  35. Fix to the BP oil spill = My Penis
  36. Forman Dizzle
  37. Fresh never frozen
  38. FudderWacker
  39. G & the girls
  40. Gary Coleman, your life was cute way too short
  41. Gary Coleman’s grave is the closest he will ever get to six feet
  42. Get That! Thing off my thing
  43. Global Missionary positioning system, we’ll bring you home
  44. Gone with the breaking wind
  45. Greenburners
  46. Happy Town Abortion Clinic:  ”We bring the kid out in you”
  47. Health care plan?? We’ve been watching Avatar for 3 weeks
  48. Hellen Keller could look at this and tell it was a repeat
  49. Her mind is so dirty it would make a catholic priest blush
  50. House of the rising sun has termites, The
  51. I ate lady fingers at Jeffrey Dahmers
  52. I can’t believe I am missing shark week for this
  53. I didn’t know she was from Rue Pauls “Drag Race” until our 2nd date
  54. I don’t like cocaine, I just like the smell of it
  55. I don’t like fat girls, but they like me
  56. I just broke up with my girlfriend from Haiti, She was crushed
  57. I put a condom on a piano since I couldn’t find an organ
  58. I twitted all over her Facebook
  59. I wear camo condom’s so she can’t see me coming
  60. I want to see a Betty White, Jack Black porno
  61. I want to spend all day tomorrow loading a moving truck
  62. I wouldn’t knock the soap out of Lyndsay Lohan’s hand
  63. If BP mad beer, we would all be skimming the gulf
  64. If Brett Michaels dies does that mean VH1 has to go off the air
  65. If youtube myspace, I’ll google your yahoo
  66. I’m not gay but 5 bucks is 5 bucks.
  67. It feels good when I pee white
  68. It’s hot as hell and WE have swampass
  69. It’s OK, Ricky, Menudo made me gay too!
  70. It’s nobody’s business but the Turks
  71. It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die
  72. I’m not a gynecologist but I would be happy to take a look
  73. I’ve got soccer fever & the only prescription is more vuvuzella
  74. Jesse James has a high mileage chopper for sale
  75. Johnny Foreskin and the Pullbacks
  76. Killin’ it like Van Der Sloot
  77. Know it alls, AKA Noobs United
  78. Krak One Gucci
  79. Levi Johnston remember to pull out this time
  80. Little Boy Blue .. because he needed the money
  81. Live every week like it’s shark week
  82. Lohan Plan: Clean & Sober in 36 hours
  83. Lori’s Bitches
  84. Lyndsay “Don’t drop the soap” Lohan
  85. Lyndsay is learning the true meaning of mean girls
  86. Natty Booh’s
  87. Malfunction Junction
  88. Menace 2 Sobriety
  89. Miami heat, it’s not slavery, it’s free agency
  90. Mice don’t have balls, because they can’t dance
  91. Milf and cookies for a late night snack
  92. My blossom lost it’s cherry
  93. My couch pulls out, but I don’t
  94. My Dad said I was a miscarriage
  95. My grandma can’t wrestle, but you should see her box.
  96. Not bad for Jerry’s kids
  97. Off constantly, because no one can beat, off constantly
  98. Oh my bulging Dick, er … Disk
  99. Oral sex can make your day, but anal sex makes your hole weak
  100. Oreo’s
  101. Oscars as hosted  by Tiger Woods
  102. Other than “that” how was the parade, Mr. Kennedy
  103. Other side of the story, The
  104. Phony bologna pony
  105. President Obama turned 40 today.  Assuming he was ever born
  106. Quest for the Holy Fail
  107. Ricky Martin has a new lover name Drew Peacock
  108. Ronald McDonald house graduates, The
  109. Rosa Parks didn’t call shotgun
  110. Rusty Trombones
  111. Scoregasms
  112. Scrambled Eggs, The
  113. Smile like a donut
  114. Smith & Guessin’
  115. Someone stop the bus and let my brother Jack off
  116. Sorry, Michael Jackson tossed your salad
  117. Spermology is the study of Trivia,  does that make Nate a spermologist
  118. Team Trifles
  119. TH See US
  120. The chicken and the egg went to bed, which came first?
  121. There are multiple voices in Colleen’s head – No they’re not, yes they are.
  122. Tiger in the Bush
  123. Tonight only, you can use your phone to lookup answers
  124. Touched by an Uncle
  125. Tuna melt with a side of dolphin, please
  126. UCONN women have nothing on our streak, The
  127. Uranus smells like teenspirit
  128. Vagatarians, The
  129. Vegans, Eat our Meat
  130. WAG’s: Wild Ass Guessers
  131. Wanna hear a joke, Women’s Rights
  132. We’re ashamed at what we did for a Klondike Bar
  133. Woody’s plumbing, “We plug your hole”
  134. Your little one should have been a BJ  (may have won had they said blow job)

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